I was deathly afraid vampires were going to sneak into my house at night and give me the S U C C. So I used to sleep with a pillow around my neck, as if ol' Count Drac couldn't just yank the pillow away. I also fully believed vampires couldn't come inside unless invited in but that logic didn't get in the way of me still believing they were going to break in somehow.
“It is better to reign in hell, than to serve in Heaven” — John Milton, Paradise Lost, Book II
I'm a Dom, so if I'm going to reign in hell, then hell just got a lot kinkier.