https://lemmygrad.ml/post/287540 inspired me to pick these little dudes up. They arrived today, and I'm blown away - they look much better than I expected. Shout out to "littlestonetreasures" on Etsy.

Still working out where to put them in the garden, some sort of raised plinth might be in order. They can ensure equitable distribution of the strawberries while they're out there.