Christmas isn't allowed either. Instead there's "Mandatory Christmas" which is only for the "Dear Leader" and lasts from December until August. People have to provide twice as many gifts to him each day. It has single-handedly collapsed the economy of the country multiple times but tankies will tell you that's "how it's supposed to work".

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I understand that I must change my haircut but which picture of the Leader should I provide to my barber?

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      Haircuts are not an issue in the DPRS. Marshal Sasha is afraid of groomers and has short hair that doesn't need cutting.