"It's like having a conversation with someone at a coffee shop, and you look out the window and all you see are a pair of eyes looking at you,"

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] · 9 months ago

"It's like having a conversation with someone at a coffee shop, and you look out the window and all you see are a pair of eyes looking at you,"

supafuzz [comrade/them] · 9 months ago

How to make me quit in one easy step

DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

This wasn't on my cyberpunk bingo card.

RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her] · 9 months ago

"Excuse me, my sensors are showing that the amount of visible penis on this zoom call is exceeding designated parameters. All participants, please obscure your penises and other penis-like objects that may be interfering with my sensors."

UlyssesT [he/him] · 9 months ago

In bad country you know the rest.

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 9 months ago

Save us Uncle Ted