Other attractions include Irish bars, adult arcades, and urban ping pong clubs.

They always have cobble stone streets, nice street furniture, and private security guards kicking away skate kids and the homeless. They are often conveniently located next to the new publicly-funded billion dollar baseball field or football stadium, where suburbanites turn the neighborhoods into a giant alcohol and piss puddle on game days.

  • Chapo_Trap_Horse [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I grew up and live in a highly populated area that wasn't completely fucking overrun and hollowed-out by corporate box chains, or like fake-folksy reclaimed barnwood hang out spots that are run by creepy douches with venture capitalist mindsets (though there is still plenty of that). It somehow maintained a shred of (real) character and a shred of (real) mom n pop businesses/restaurants/manufacturing (like the folks who actually grew up here providing services and goods people need). So I naively thought this is what things were like everywhere.

    When I hit the road in my twenties and beyond and saw many, many towns in the U.S., I was fucking slackjawed at how utterly flattened every medium-sized city was by the gnawing, howling, void. Either actual ctrl-V-spam towns across the entire U.S. (you would have no way of knowing - beyond humidity levels - where in the entire country you were if you were instantly teleported there), or exactly what OP is describing, where the 'revitalized' district has a patina of authenticity, just enough to trick the suburban herds into thinking they are participating in some kind of culture that's cooler than the clone-stamped neighborhood they just drove from in their 2022 Chevrolet Dreadnought-Class Star Destroyers.

    • TheaJo [she/her,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      It's fun when you see miles of beautiful countryside consumed by an unholy Cronenberg of clapboard, brick and glass. Occupied by people who just moved in from 1000 miles away and have 0 connection to the land around them and yes I'm from NC how could you tell