Other attractions include Irish bars, adult arcades, and urban ping pong clubs.

They always have cobble stone streets, nice street furniture, and private security guards kicking away skate kids and the homeless. They are often conveniently located next to the new publicly-funded billion dollar baseball field or football stadium, where suburbanites turn the neighborhoods into a giant alcohol and piss puddle on game days.

  • Biggay [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    You also dont have to worry about some drunk asshole mounting the curb at 35 mph and testing your deductible for health insurance.