I was VERY distraught when I tried to do my laundry today and ended up driving 8 hours to New Mexico instead. And it's not just street signs. Right outside my house too, they literally took down the sign that said it's deer season and replaced it with one that said it's happybadger season.
Examine the bolts on every sign you pass. Do NOT trust them until this is resolved. ONLY use your GPS system for guidance.
They're also painting fake tunnels on walls so IDF jeeps crash into them
I chased them out on to a tree branch, but when I sawed through the branch the tree itself fell while the branch remained in the air
Did you remain in the air for a brief moment and hold up a sign that said "YIKES!" before falling?
jesse holy shit jesse we need to hide our meth lab RV the entire fucking IDF is herehe might be pro israel but he would be more pro-"holy shit i don't want to get arrested for cooking meth"
I'm so sick of it. I replaced their sign with another that said it's deer season and IMMEDIATELY a Hamas militant came by to steal my sign and put up YET ANOTHER that said it's happybadger season.
I tried to but the Hamas militant put on a bib and got out a knife and fork. He stared at me like I was transformed into a roasted turkey while his tongue fell to the floor.
Earlier, I was chasing a hamas member but I after I lost sight of them I saw a really pretty lady with bright red lipstick. Of course I ran to embrace her only to find out she'd been replaced with a dummy made out of dynamite! It took me all day to wash off the soot!
Hamas tricked me into smooching a pretty lady who turned out to be a rabbit in a dress.
I was walking outside past some buildings today and Hamas dropped a piano on my head. It fell on me with so much force it knocked my teeth out and replaced them with paino keys
Hamas just hacked my phone and changed my GPS system! With the signs being changed AND my GPS being changed, I ended up in death valley instead of making it to the grocery store on the other side of town! How could they do this to us?!
