Seriously. Sometimes I like to look at the details of arrests to look for ideas on security, like when they arrested that woman using her Etsy feedback. But there's literally nothing to learn here. This isn't even "hold my beer".
(This is from an FBI arrest warrant, screenshot posted to twitter)
it must be so easy, being so favored by the state that you haven't even considered consequences happening to you
consequences are for Those People, not Me