You're not supposed to go up to penguins in the antarctic. It's prohibited.

But you can do something goofy until they get curious and come over to see what's up.

This is the dating version of that.

Getfiscal still creating controversy on the internet since ~2009.

times I have been successful: 1) wearing trashbag, 2) wearing a nerd costume, 3) wearing the ugliest fit I could find

I think he may be onto something