Catfish

😹 you may find my delivery considerably less direct than useful for mortaring

Why would I want to do that?

A cup of concrete with hot sauce thanks

Now there’s a double image! 👀

Meow… um…. RAWR!

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I have a slight suspicion Tommy’s sabertooth tiger Halloween costume isn’t entirely convincing

https://imgur.com/a/2bC7o6Z

Only with cheap chicken loaf

Team Dark Rye!

Yes, this! Sydney CBD makes me somewhat claustrophobic. Moving to Melbourne was a relief.

There’s a terrible set of jokes based around that…

I do not recommend catching pertussis

Which does not have to mean beige. Grump!!

The other cat doesn’t seem to see the tv at all, but this one is a menace 😺

Believe it! I once put on two slightly different black flats in the dark and the tiny mismatch threw my back out for the week.

Where’s the tip jar? 🍤🐟🍗🥩

One cat being super helpful trying to eat videogame monsters

https://imgur.com/a/jWU64ap

Woo!

An infestation of fairies is probably less hassle than bed bugs, not that I’d wish either upon a purveyor of fine breakfasts

Then what just bit your ankle?