Andrew

Ah, yes, a huge flashbang on my screen.

Just use duckduckgo.com and everyone will be happy.

I can't believe they are actually real...

はい、ロスだよ。

I have probably triggered all the Windows users.

They hated him, because he was telling the truth.

The FOSS to the rescue.

Average Windows user.

BTW, IEC units are superior and accepted unlike the SI units, so the correct usage is "2.5 GiB".

Linux?

Do not the cat.

OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

Disnuts

Show me.

Show

Literally.

The word you are looking for is "make" or "edit".

Kids these days... Have to rename everything! /s

Did you know that "to google something" is the proprietary version of "to search something"? See!!! Proprietary software has integrated into conversational phrases! *It's time to stop!*

I envy you because I don't know how to use Inkscape properly (it looks very complicated). I don't really need/use it, so yeah.

Stop using proprietary software, embrace FOSS. Krita, GIMP, Inkscape.

Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

Don't do drugs.

Linux

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Eating from the can is the worst. Eating with your fingers isn't great too. I use chopsticks and a bowl/container — it's great.

You're right, it's too late now.