They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

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Both wrong, its more like this:

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This isn't real world, its just a hallucination, you aren't really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg's air fryer.

Just 135,000,000 more to go and you're done.

Fun Fact: Mike Tyson's name backwards is Klingon for "gentle lover".

The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can't taste the child labor ;)

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Bonus:

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*Nipple alert

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I was being so productive too until I heard this conversation. Then it was all engines stop, power up photoshops

removed a line from Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concern, but really doctor there was no harm done"

https://www.patreon.com/treksite

BOOM

I only majored in it, I dont have a PhD like you.

How do cats resolve an argument?

I was on team Quark, but now I ride and die for Garak.

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