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  • I think they should attack Jordan and Egypt first as the opening volley. They have both clearly chosen a side in this, and attacking them won't cause any major issues with Iran's allies.

    The primary target in the first waves should be American and other western nation bases. The Americans are vulnerable right now, spread thin throughout Syria and Iraq. Their carriers are low on anti-air interceptors, they are vulnerable to cruise missile strikes.

    Iran will hesitate to attack Azerbaijan due to Russia's ties with Turkey. Iran will hesitate to attack Saudi Arabia and the gulf states due to China wanting the rapprochement there. They will be given a bit of time to show which side they are on, and if they go full zionist and pro-west in the war then they are, of course, valid targets


  • Saudis will be last probably, as China really wants Iran-Saudi rapprochement and pulling Saudi's out of US orbit

    If they allow the zionists or imperialists to use their air fields or otherwise materially aid them then they are open targets of course, but I would hold off on striking them and the other gulf states until after they have played their hand. Force them to chose a side. Genocide and destroyed oil production vs. Peace and continued oil production.

    Azerbaijan is a secondary target, but striking them would enrage Turkey who Russia really wants to pull out of western orbit.

    Jordan and Egypt I would say are open targets currently as attacking them won't anger China or Russia at all. They are the first to go, as demonstrations. Strait of Hormuz also closes of course.

    Once the gulf states and Azerbaijan have clearly gone pro-west they can they have their oil production targeted. Release Ansarallah's full potential.