I barely work efficiently on 6-8 hr shifts lol, I take “shits” (I don’t actually shit, I just watch TikTok and peruse Lennygrad) and water breaks like every hour, if I worked a 12 hr shift I’d realistically be working like 10 1/2 hrs and dicking around for an hour and taking a 30 min break

As much as I may despise the US government and what it stands for, I wouldn’t create a government agency that spells out a cringe acronym, like MAO (the Military Administartive Office) or some dumb bullshit like that, it’s always cringe when a Bill purposely becomes an acronym

It honestly and genuinely DOES help. Like I tell this story on dates, to friends and family, coworkers, etc. I fr never got over that. Admittedly it was just Homework or Classwork, not a test but I’m pretty pissed off tho. I knew what it was when I was like 8! How did she not know what LIGHT POLLUTION IS!?

Yeah I mean I wasn’t super afraid of it, maybe I should’ve been tho. It WAS one of the more crime heavy areas of Chicago, picture the areas that you’ve heard about in rap songs, not O Block tho, luckily nobody I know was ever sent there

Thank you, it was over a year ago by now so I’m doing good 😊👍, tbh a little gun-toting sounds like small potatoes compared to what you saw. The broken limbs alone is worse than anything I saw.

Washing his…phone?

Lol the payment in cocaine is cracking me up, I wonder if he did the math in his head as to whether the amount of coke he handed over was fair given the market value plus tip. At that point I guess the small amount of coke that would be your tip would be entitled to you😂

Not really related but the word Light pollution ALWAYS reminds me of this: in 3rd grade we had to list pros and cons of cities as opposed to rural areas. I listed “Light Pollution “ and “pollution” as cons of living in a city. Y’know what my teacher said? I got points off for noting the LEVELS OF POLLUTION!!! She thought Light pollution was a term I used in contrast to medium or heavy pollution. She didn’t know what Light pollution was. To this day I’m still fuckin pissed about that. GIVE ME AN A MRS P.!!!!!!

This is more of a confession than an answer but I’ve found plenty of premium episodes of Cum Town, Chapo Trap House and The Deprogram on YouTube surprisingly, and even more surprisingly on iHeart Radio (I only used it bc my TV had it as an app)

I also loved the graphics, I’m not a graphics nerd personally, I still play the first uncharted games, the first 2 infamous games and Spiderman Shattered Dimensions on PS3 and never care about graphics but when I saw Detroit: Become Human I was in awe. And yeah definitely the scenes felt like they had a lot of weight behind each scenes, which I really enjoyed. As much as I like the Walking Dead Telltale games, there are only like 2-3 choices in each chapter that ACTUALLY matter, if that.

Lol fr like you have good attendance but for what?

Not only do most libraries have movies tv and games now, some places let you borrow chargers, even fucking drills its crazy.

I never played it but saw a playthrough of it when it first released. Sorta like playing it but definitely annoying when the YTer would choose something I wouldn’t have picked

I’m sure if you go to a PTA meeting and give them credit for a good lesson plan, it will go a long way with them. Lord knows they probably put up with a lot of annoying parents at PTA meetings

Lol yeah you’re right, his grandpa (I believe) was George Washington Hitler, he thought he only had one historical reference in his name for a good couple decades. Poor guy, same with семён гитлер, they don’t deserve to be attached to probably the most despicable person on Earth if you’d ask most people

Don’t forget the time India killed a Sikh dude in Canada, that shit was crazy

My Dad is a Blue MAGA guy, and yes he refers to people he doesn’t like as Trump supporters sometimes, even out of political settings. Like if someone is on a motorcycle and it’s kinda loud, he’ll basically be like “hm probably a Trump supporter” or he’ll say it about St Louis Cardinals fans, but that one is actually pretty believable

I know another great one. There was once a dentist in the 20s-40s in the US midwest, a man named George Washington Hitler. He didn’t change his name bc he said to paraphrase “I never disrespected my name, Adolf did” which is pretty funny bc George Washington is already a pretty tarnished name. It gets better. His son or grandson or something was named Gaylord and went by Gay Hitler.

Pelosi telling Palestine protesters to go back to their Chinese HQ will forever stay with me. How did she know about the Chatanooga Checkpoint? Have the Deep State infiltrated the Gen Zedong Lair?

I feel similarly to Will Menaker about Harris/Walz, like yeah it’s better than Biden was, and if you’re happy with it, fine, I won’t scold you, but it still doesn’t meet my one single requirement for me to be able to bite the bullet and vote for her. She just needs to shut off all aid to Israel, but seeing as how they’re still sending billions at a time like it’s pocket change, I can’t in good faith vote for that kind of person.