This site is a perfect example of why I will continue to win.

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I sell Che Guevara t-shirts, I don’t buy them.

I am assuming you are doing this since you are advocating for it.

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This is the internet and all of you are dollar signs.

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Kid, my name is literally “Capitalist”. Of course I am a neoliberal.

Yes, I agree. Better to continue supporting these wonderful legacy products and services.

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abolitionists didn’t gain support, there was a fuckin war about it

Ah yes, and the support for that war came from thin air.

Your other claim is frankly abhorrent. If you review my history I think you will find your words are slanderous.

Lower profit margin with less cruelty. Agriculture is a very boring category aside from GMO patents.

Yes, yes, I agree. It is better to not take any steps against the machine unless it will fully solve the problem.

In the meantime, we must all accept things as they are and continue to purchase goods and services at a predictable and easily forecasted rate of profit.

People love to think they’re a socialist until they experience even momentary discomfort.

... and that is the moment I can sell products to them.

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I hope you actually sold them to recoup your losses. It’s only fair.

It’s so delightful. I’m collecting the salt to sell back to them later.

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Yes, this is correct. Continue purchasing meat. My stock portfolio thanks you.

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It wasn’t only the jews killed in the Holocaust. I’m not saying he can’t talk about it, I just saying that what he said is a bad take.

“No single jew can speak for every jew and therefore all jews should never talk about anything.”

Culture can never change or adapt in response to advancements in material conditions and our understanding of the world. Reject modernity, return to tradition, and buy more things.

:capitalist-woke: What label do I need to put on this merch to appeal to your individual identity?

Yes, humans very much evolved as a predator. We have always dominated the weak among us and taken from them without remorse. The history of humanity is one of conquest and violence. There is no other way, embrace this reality.

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I, as a good abolitionist, always avoid using cotton products and I do my part by shaming others into not using cotton products as well. This will surely end the system of chattel slavery in the South. Consumer choice is surely how systemic change, god forbid revolutionary liberation, occurs. Yes

@jabrd - That was very much an actual abolitionist policy. Source.

It cut into cotton farmers sales, which was just terrible.

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Being against slavery is very expensive. Purchasing goods from countries which pay “livable” wages is very expensive. Much better to buy clothing made in developing countries. higher profit margin for the business as well, which is the most important part.

One profitable meal, thank you very much.