the only way he gets indicted is if he tries to personally break Greenberg’s hyoid bone but ends up tying himself in the bed sheets
to be fair given mike’s height even the sea level rise at 1.5C warming would be catastrophic
it’s kind of interesting what’s going on with the Q people. it seems like the ones who aren’t “holding the line” aren’t abandoning the overall worldview (pedophile deep state, apocalyptic war against evil, etc.) as much as they’re doubting that Donny Deals ever had a plan. even if it started as a cult around one idiot this thing seems like it’ll evolve
in some of these shots you can see exactly 17 people within the frame. trust the plan
If you had the under on 20 minutes, congrats
They’re 12 minutes early. Trump should sue
“So I tweeted back, I’d like to see how his hair fares while he’s being dragged away in cuffs by the white hats”
even with COVID tanking Trump's presidency, if he had just done his superman bit after not dying in October and put Hillary in handcuffs immediately after, he would've won 45 states
Earlier he tried to join the KGB but was so drunk even they rejected him
The email did not include an attachment. When asked if he had mistakenly omitted it, Lindell sent another email with an empty attachment and a third with screenshots of illegible text.
this guy is trying to prove election fraud with weak college-freshman-buying-time-on-a-paper tactics. absolutely cannot replicate God Emperor’s alpha chad aura to seize the throne in 2024
“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.“
by the time the rockets see any meaningful picks from that trade, Tilman Fertitta is going to be an earl in Barron’s breakaway kingdom
yeah, and putting up even one sign that says "NJT ACROSS THE STREET AT PENN STATION" would probably reduce the amount of yelling by confused Giants/Jets fans who need to get to Secaucus by at least 20%
yeah that'll be awful on the peak nights of the year, or anytime there are last-minute cancellations. the lack of NJT signage is going to cause issues too
Hopefully we can also have ones with benches for people who aren't ticketed passengers (and also actually solve the underlying issue with Penn, which is that the platforms suck)
it'll be funny when joey robinette pardons his brave endorser in january 2025
Same week as the WASBAPPIN ban too
“Trump is too smart to believe the media narratives” is peak delusion
shit yeah, I was aging up his “adopted” Cuban named Nestor by 11 years. Then he definitely needs to have this conversation