Creakybulks [he/him]

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Cake day: August 19th, 2020

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  • one of my favorite video game moments of all time was hunting in Wrong, i think it was Wrong at least, and I got to 99.9 fencing. an ogre mage spawned and we jumped on it, and i think within like 2 hits i ticked to 100.0. no one could believe it. I think the chances of that happening so quickly is nearly 1 in 1 million or something.



  • Creakybulks [he/him]tochapotraphouselol
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    8 months ago

    i saw a twitter thread on this and IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. he used whatever social media pull he still had to create a startup for coffee sales or some shit.












  • Creakybulks [he/him]tovideosTopical - Wait for it.
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    2 years ago

    when I was around 13 or so I watched a ton of csi. the episode that convinced me that it was complete trash involves the investigation of a fatal hunting accident.

    because the victim filed for a hefty life insurance policy recently, the cops are motivated to find the perpetrator.

    instead, they discover that the victim actually killed himself to get his wife and unborn child the insurance payout. now, what do the cops do? do they toss the suicide weapon back in the SWAMP, dust off their hands and say "welp it was definitely an accident and this dudes family deserves the payout?"

    rofl no this is American TV dumbass. they basically tell the wife LOL good luck being a jobless single mom, we told the insurance company that he suicided so you get nothing.


  • Creakybulks [he/him]tovideosRat Queen
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    2 years ago

    legit this is super cool. i like how they follow who's in front of them until it gets crowded and patiently find space somewhere else.