Imagine you suspect you could stop showing up to work and no one would notice
Imagine you stop showing up and prove yourself correct
Now imagine you work for the US government
No one is at the wheel :joker-troll:
It’s been a week and no one’s said shit to me about going rogue. If this account ever does some blatantly bannable shit, it’s because the heart attack gun got me
I don’t know how I feel about communists killing rich people but you can definitely have my parents
Today I failed to describe to my therapist my complex emotional relationship with pig poop balls
Full disclosure: I had no idea who John Kerry was for a long time. Like an upsettingly long amount of time
Shit dude can you hook me up? I’m not a communist but I’ve read enough of your stuff at this point I can probably manage. Honestly reading Graeber felt a little too real
You ever stop doing your job and absolutely no one notices? Enjoy the lack of wrecking until I get fired I guess
Mohammed Atta be like: Ah shit back at it again with the flight plans
Death to whatever
:jokah-messy:
My biggest regret about being assigned to this site was having to learn what the fuck a “PMC Karen” was. They made me read the Ehrenreich book and make a point point about it. Someone once made a violent threat against a senator that referenced Deleuze and I had to write a memo on why it wasn’t necessary to understand every single philosopher that was mentioned in communist communities
I’ve never been left unbanned for this long and I don’t really know what to do with myself. Is this how those people felt on January 6th?
You think I’m sad? Not all the wreckers here are on our payroll. No idea who they are but they’ve covered my shift a couple times.
I’d rather be John Cena so you can’t see me
The only thing that gives my life purpose is coming up with good usernames. Like I’ve gotta get out a lot of dogshit to make quota, but I’ve also parked some bangers and y’all don’t even know
My dad came close to saying he’s proud of me. I think my mom’s just happy I have a job. Helps she went to college with my boss
Edit: lol am I gonna get the heart attack gun for this?
This is a good bit and now I feel sad for the wreckers
Glad I could be your relatable brand
I tell my parents I do cybersec for the DoT because I’d be ashamed to explain that I get paid to click pictures of vehicles to register accounts on a knockoff Reddit website and spam slurs at teenage communists
Oh it is :ursus-hexagonia: