Let me guess:

: “Those evil EVIL authoritarians let me see the doctor and it was all paid for by….the T-WORD!1!1! No deductibles, no premiums! And service wasn’t deliberately sabotaged!1! The HORROR!1!1!1”

I know this is a weird thing to post but I think my folks are pretty emotionally intelligent and I need to thank them for that.

My dad in particular taught me how to drive and his best advice was to learn to control your emotions, and that includes for everything. Not in a “bottle everything up” way, but in a sense to be aware when you can make irrational decisions.

He may be a centrist but he made one of the most scathing critiques of the GOP I ever heard “a lot of them simply just miss being a kid and want to legislate themselves back to childhood.”

Lathe time: Europe, alongside Canada, Australia, and NZ all realize that they don’t need to exploit the global south anymore. Americans will gladly exploit themselves out of some childish desire to “look tough”.

So naturally the rest of the world will exploit Americans, and it wouldn’t count because Americans explicitly ask to be exploited.

If there’s any consolation prize: I find that gen alpha DESPISES Cocomelon, like it’s their generation’s version of Barney the Dinosaur:

: That’s ok, all the browns will be doing all the work, the studying, and everything for us! Us whites will sit back and…wait a second, how am I going to feed and house myself?!?”

We gotta meet the people where they’re at, and the younger generations seem to have responded well to anime girls.

Oh, they'd be more than enthusiastic to admit that.

Hell, their big motivation for even being racist is extremely pathetic: they just enjoy the thrill of being 'bad'.

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I never want to hear the right whine they’re “anti-establishment” ever again.

Like two years ago, that psychopath literally committed a hate crime JUST for the pleasure of it and the whole country was celebrating him and calling him “based”, but now that same violence is a tragedy.

This may be extremely stupid, but on the off-chance I might be onto something it might at least save a ton of time.

For lack of a better term, are some people “meant” to be chubby?

I have been eating right and working out for years and nothing ever changed at all, like I’m physically immune to the effects of building muscles. No matter how hard I exercise or how much I eat. I stay the same chubby nerd no matter what.

WTF is going on? How do I have THIS bad of genetics?

But WHERE’S THE INNOVOOOOOOSHUN!?!?!?!?!?

Shame too, as Pixar, Owl House, and Gravity Falls are the three semi-decent things about Disney among a sea of corn syrup.

Literally kowtowing to the same idiot culture they lampooned in Wall-E.

This, the only few places that even come close to being remotely fit for human habitation are all cut off via absurdly high rent prices to make sure only the porks can live there.

California is hardly a state, it's the world's largest country club.

First thing that convinced me to support universal healthcare. No man's tragedy should be another man's lucky day.

American moment.

Pokemon villain ahh tweet.

I literally had a high school bully that had this exact line.

Like bro, I just try to answer questions and I have a disability, so excuse me for having a chip on my shoulder in wanting to prove I'm not braindead like everyone assumes I am.

When will the time of monsters end, bros?

Medieval peasant society.