Life is great for those who build it great. Some people will never have the materials necessary. Some will be given measuring tape that is purposefully inaccurate.
But at the polls, we are all given the same tools, whether that be electronic machines or the same paper and brand of pencils.
Some people make voting feel like a chore, and it doesn't have to be!
Don't just checkmark the boxes, draw cool designs (within the box)! And afterward, you can cover it up by filling the box in. It's like a secret design that only you will ever know about!
Snacks are great and super tasty! But if the snack you are consuming isn't sugary, then it is probably salty.
Make sure you have a beverage ready because the salt and the summer's heat are a dangerous combo. You're head will start to ache and you'll start hallucinating stuff that isn't real. You'll feel irritable, and you'll lose a sense of focus.
Picture this, a random blue-collar worker gets an uncalled for erection at work, would the hard-working man's hard penis be useless?
It's a spark. A call for action. Erections and elections operate with the same principle.
And no, the metaphorical man won't be having sex, because he is at work. And because he is scheduled to leave two hours early, he will be at the polls later, voting.
Let me use Superman as the example.
Superheroes sell a lot of toys. They get a popular character and make variants. Gold, glow-in-the-dark, scuba gear, etc.
It's still the same heroic character. He'll still fight for truth, justice, and the American way. But let's be real here, the classic is the classic for a reason.
If your pencil at your booth breaks, don't feel guilty! Pencils often break when intense passion is what is guiding it.
Voting is like sex.
When someone is young, they have no interest or biological desire to do the deed. Some crave to but become vocels. If no one had sex then there will be no more babies. If no one voted then elections would be a neverending tie.
Food is delicious, yes, but victory is what my tummy truly craves for.
Fascists are something society could really use less of. There is no room for their general lameness.
Cheese is something very important.
People often use it as comfort food. Whether that is Cheetos or mac and cheese.
If you feel alone, do the work and search for a mac and cheese recipe, so Mac can spend time with and inside you.
I'm actually glad you mentioned point!
A pen is mightier than the sword, and the more pointy a pencil is, the stronger it is. Make the words your weapon, your pencil as sharp as your tongue. And with your choosen utensil you can strike down injustice as you fill in the voting form. You sheath your weapon of true heroes as you carry on with the rest of your life.
Sometimes people need a fresh start. Holding on to the past will only burden. Being financially unable to even visit one's hometown is a divine sign.