That's what my girlfriend said when she first saw me naked.

It was a CRT and it was bright AF at night. I remember getting a bunch of them in at the auto auction in the early 90s. They also had burned in screens by that time.

Just when you thought Reddit couldn't get any worse...

Shouldn't it be SS Earth?

It has come to my attention that GIF is to be properly pronounced like the peanut butter. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! I shall never pronounce it that way. There are certain things in life that are worth fighting for. This is my Waterloo!

I don't think that thing is ever going to get full.

Where are you finding $25 sex workers in this economy? If you could supply names and phone numbers, it would help.

Jerking off every morning to get me going.

It used a regular audio cassette, so the video was really crappy.

That looks like the flight control panel on a shuttle craft from TNG.