The real reason the Empire ended.

They should do a new statue of James Cook preparing for dinner in Tahiti.

Thanks, I hate it.

But that’s a cushion.

TV series are like Schrödinger’s Cat - if you start watching one, the very act of observation may doom it.

James’s favourite book ever is Charlotte’s Web. It’s also the only book he’s ever read.

I’m not wearing any clothes.

Moby Dick was Kane’s sled.

The retooled Joust game I never get around to working on.

People be always trying to invent Erlang.

Scots ghost called “Ronin” moment.

Normal male moment.

Is it because they’re running out of money?

This is not actually that different from when a government body had oversight over what TV channels were available on broadcast and what order they were numbered in. BTW never connect your TV to the internet.

The job is lion chow, right?

It didn’t even make sense, because the point of Google was never to make money anyway. The point of Google was to make investors believe it was worth billions of dollars.

He’s not dead, he just went to spaaaayce.

It’s insane to me that gitflow won over TBD and Continuous Integration to the point that this is now considered an extreme position. Not all projects are open source with many remote collaborators.

Always felt like it was kind of rude that Susan Sarandon kept this guy’s name long after they were married, and got way more famous with it. Worth it for the alliteration.

Here I go killin’ again!