Move to Sweden, here you can't buy a beer above 3.5% abv in a store. Anything above that you have to buy at the state owned liqueur store systembolaget. The upside is that they have a pretty good assortment. The store in my small town carry about 300 different beers. About a third is IPA.
Swedish Skitstövel - shit boot, basically means asshole
Somehow my first thought was... Snow Crash
Would expect the architecture to be a bit more on the brutalist side of things
https://youtu.be/MHm3fHVZitI?si=mkUIGlaqUUt2NPKs
Furze did it... kinda