I assume you, and everyone else on this site, is the person their username proports to be
I assume you, and everyone else on this site, is the person their username proports to be
They're giving people tickets for celebratory honking in Chicago
As president, I will be introducing legislation to create a companion meal to brunch that I'll be calling linner. We need to ensure our most vulnerable citizens, white suburban women, can get together with their friends for mimosas at least twice a day.
As president elect, I will be out there hugging, kissing, maybe even blowing every single covid ridden republican ghoul there is to promote unity in this nation. So maybe 50/50 chance
Calm down citizen, as your president elect I know how to pass progressive legislation. All we have to do is give Mitch Mcconnell everything he wants, then if we ask nicely he might give us what we want. Not entirely sure what that is, pink drones? Raisin Bran? A companion to brunch that I call Linner?
Don't give me ideas, I'm imagining Olbermann in a rhino type position, his weird hair substituting as a horn, and Anne Coulter is just riding it, stroking the worn out husk she calls a reproductive organ
Volcel police, I need your help
As your next president, I understand the youth culture and totally know what voring is. By gum, when I was a lifeguard all the little children would vore me in between pulling out my leg hairs
I'd like to reiterate that I have a black friend
Even my wife Jill said she wouldn't come, and she keeps talking about settling for me
Biden won't hold a rally, only 3 people would show up and somehow 4 of them would be reporters
On the first day of my presidency I will remove the cheeto from the white house.
Please clap
Good luck comrade, you got this
Any advice on using the springs? I got to the first jump level and I'm not really sure what to do with them
You sir, are the bravest troop of them all
I'm sorry I missed you. o7
I'll be challenging the president to a push up contest on the whitehouse lawn for the presidency of Miss America, you have my word
I'll have you know that I once had a doctor ask me to draw a clock, I told him, "listen here jack, the only clock you'll be getting from me is when I clock you in the face". That's why I can't get behind medicare for all
Why why why why why why why why
You're getting nervous man, calm down. It's ok, just bring your hair a little closer, I want to feel the strands in my nostrils
The only thing I can say no for sure is Biden will not be providing free space