As president, I will be introducing legislation to create a companion meal to brunch that I'll be calling linner. We need to ensure our most vulnerable citizens, white suburban women, can get together with their friends for mimosas at least twice a day.
As president elect, I will be out there hugging, kissing, maybe even blowing every single covid ridden republican ghoul there is to promote unity in this nation. So maybe 50/50 chance
Calm down citizen, as your president elect I know how to pass progressive legislation. All we have to do is give Mitch Mcconnell everything he wants, then if we ask nicely he might give us what we want. Not entirely sure what that is, pink drones? Raisin Bran? A companion to brunch that I call Linner?
Don't give me ideas, I'm imagining Olbermann in a rhino type position, his weird hair substituting as a horn, and Anne Coulter is just riding it, stroking the worn out husk she calls a reproductive organ
As your next president, I understand the youth culture and totally know what voring is. By gum, when I was a lifeguard all the little children would vore me in between pulling out my leg hairs
I'll have you know that I once had a doctor ask me to draw a clock, I told him, "listen here jack, the only clock you'll be getting from me is when I clock you in the face". That's why I can't get behind medicare for all
The only thing I can say no for sure is Biden will not be providing free space