I'm not flailing.
I'm treading water angrily.
thank god i've been a failed bit since inception
existentially internally 8
maybe it is the graduate students that are giving the phd's programs depression
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What would stealing junk food be in that situation, then ?
Even when they say the right thing they say it wrong ?
Just here to remind you of the dwarf lantern shark and its happy to see you face.
alpha wolf and momma bear
leaders of the drive-thru tribe
i feel seen in the best possible light
how much to put them into a space suit and a car, strap them to a rocket and then fire them into orbit around Mars ?
So then I told the old man "Sir, your card was declined", and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.
Meanwhile
https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2024-08-19/cat-killing-sheriffs-deputies-back-on-the-job-in-kern-county
Every body was drunk all the time before cars.
Cars are a party foul.
celsius is the yelp of temperature ratings
that cat looks really happy
and then downvotes it
we hallucinated those prices as free like the A.I. that taught us to hallucinate
now you have to use your own unicycle and smart phone app at the same time but you can't use the smart phone while on the unicycle.
and while you must smile you are not allowed to sing.
now i can only think of a group of reindeer in DEA vests fighting another of group of reindeer not wearing DEA vests
anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates