TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

The only thing that stops me from using Linux is that I'll miss out on the satisfaction of stealing it.

Isn't that the bad guy in the second picture? I don't know anything about this crap. By which I mean capitalism and the scary beard guy. Obviously I know about the cool movie where Spiderman gets the glowgems and snaps the handsome grimace away.

I guess this explains why I'm woke. Smdh

I saw Wicked on Broadway because my wife wanted to go even though both of us hate musicals. It did nothing to change our minds about musicals. It was also one of the loudest experiences of my life, and I've gone to DJ sets where it felt like my heart wasn't beating.

Nick Fuentes is whoever society needs him to be. Right now we clearly need internet celebrity white supremacists.

It's pretty dang cool reading the whole article about reconstructing a face without actually seeing the face that was reconstructed.

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

Based take from PC Gamer. Love to see it.

This looks like Shpitalniy had to take his trenchcoat off to take his trenchcoat off.

In the unironic way. I expected it to exist in some form, but being this formalized? wow.

The image you posted is fake. It's using a modern typeface. The photo is taken from the internet. Mail order brides are and were definitely a thing but this is a joke.

http://tinyurl.com/28bo9lcr

A nice pastry.

Dude that's awesome. What if superheroes were sad? I get sad sometimes.

Yeah, my accelerationist ass was hoping Trump would win so the dem's boogeyman predictions would come true and catapult us all towards the end times. But they won't. We millennials know not to expect anything we want.

Brother is hurtling towards 90. I wouldn't trust him to lead a drum circle.

Don't you get it? They're serious this time! They're really gonna do it this time!

My standards are high and I would still like to be pandered to, thanks sweaty.

If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it's time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.

You thought my beautiful gamer Jesus who runs a structureless game development commune would have right wing leanings? Yeah, you're probably right. There's no good millionaire. Fuck that guy.

Make sure the cracked game works on your PC. Make sure you're launching the game in compatibility mode with proton or whichever. 95% of the games I've tried have worked straight out of the box like that. For the rare ones that didn't I had to download the Goldberg steam emulator and put that in the game folder. I hope that helps with your issue.

Eh it's very raw garlicky

You just explained why toum is in the pantheon of condiments.