The latter. My actual house is in one of those sheds in the Home Depot parking lot
No, I shit in it instead
no i am totally 100% comfortable drowning myself in materialist bullshit in my giant gamer mansion
All of this is true. I also hooked up a dick pump to my computer to suck me off when I win
when are you planning on running for president.
why would I do that? I already am the president
and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions
my team of lawyers and PR people had to physically pin me down to stop me from answering this question honestly
No, superman blocked me on twitter after I showed him my collection of gas station knives
My mind is being digitally uploaded into a call of duty clone made in roblox as we speak
/unbit it's been like 3 hours and i still can't get over just how bad that is. what the actual fuck am i listening to?
Correct, because I also invented the moon
Coherent house design is for liberals and the poor
I am going to go on twitter to find a bunch of people who agree with me to tell me that you're a nerd or something so I don't have to internalize your criticism
I will never be bought
:biden-alert: I do not understand what this means
That is fair. I have just learned that new users cannot send private messages for the first 24 hours of their account so I can't even follow through with this bit properly. Pretend this is our DMs:
If you check your DMs, you will note I have sent you $20. Please delete that comment or I might be feel bothered enough to call up my lawyers who will send a cease and desist that won't hold up in court
Because you're full of shit. Trust me, I know plenty about being full of shit
None. I paid my intern to go find me some homeless guy who I pay $3/hour to carry them around for me. He usually hauls around all 18 of them
I worked very hard on this soundtrack and I have never heard of this Mr. Dennis in my life. I will not tolerate this slander so long as I remain undistracted by any nearby jangling keys