It saunters up to the tiki bar, sunglasses slightly askew, as it holds up a sand dollar with one tentacle while another is waving, beckoning

I'm on tech.lgbt and it's still going strong, if you want to give mastodon another try 🙂

This would be a perfect candidate for the mastodon hashtag #bloomscrolling

These "crappy screenshot of a crappy screenshot of a crappy screenshot..." memes are so annoying

How is that name misleading?

The amount of radiation in this wastewater, per liter, is equivalent to 100 bananas, or 378.5 bananas per gallon

Neelix, since he was the captain of his own ship and really wanted water at the beginning of Voyager