There'd be an inevitable moment where you get up in the night for a glass of water, walk into the family room, and just see a blackened Elvis staring up at you.
I didn't realise what community this was at first and was very concerned about OP!
This is true! It just needs a sacred tree and a few triskellions to complete the look.
I feel like whoever buys this should turn the garden into a satanic shrine, just to balance things out.
To be fair, you could probably fix this up quite nicely if you had the money (assuming it's not listed).
Yep. This looks like a typical Reddit thread...
Yes I know. But it was listed as a one bedroom house, which it decidedly is not.