omg what is even the point of scientific progress and the advancement of human knowledge unless one specific person gets all the glory. What is science even for if not the validation of some human's individual ego.

Green for go red for no.

Damn you Bill Gates!!

[shakes fist at sky?]

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This guy has heckin' rizz compared to JD

Methinks Niel enjoys the smell of his own farts a little too much

Let's take a grainy photo of your oil painting and then filter it

Why does everything we consume have to have some barbaric evil hard-coded into its production? Like can humanity just ever do one goddamn thing without somehow turning it into a dystopian hellscape?

Nothing we touch, no matter how banal, is exempt from this

I blame the environment for being unable to handle how glorious we all are

Jumping ship and running naked back into the wilds of the linux forest

It feels so liberating to hear it just said out loud

This checks out you guys because ferns have no eye sockets

Jokes on Disney. I've been low-key getting pegged by Hulu for the last month

This is so accurate that I pee blood.