Hey, I need my right hand to navigate to the juicy parts.

Probably some version of DOS, I can't remember. First Linux distro was Fedora Core 4.

I'd use a better compression method and kick the can down the road to the next sucker to take the job.

That's nature's pocket.

I'm 36, I live in the UK, and I've driven a manual car since I was 17. I've only driven an automatic twice in my life and I'll probably never own one.