That's a cookie son!

On the one hand, that just sounds like deconstructed egg salad.

On the other hand it sounds gross and weird in practice, so I think this fits.

You could have had something here, but that commentary is cringe as fuck.

This meme is old enough that the sandwich on the right now looks like the one on the left!

Maybe I'm getting whooshing here, but they are organelles, nor organites... no?

I upvote interrobang usage reflexively.

Wait, wtf... They are equating # of different spices with "spiciness"

tend to use more spices (mean number of spice ingredients per recipe, on the y-axis).

The crispness, clarity, and sheer number of pixels in this image are blowing my mind

I kind of forgot about the Queen.... Totally agree.

That's exactly it. Cable management is a top-down design philosophy. The Borg are a collective that organically integrates biological, mechanical, electronic, and any other systems that they find useful--it's quite literally the polar opposite of a top-down design philosophy.

It would be more surprising if the Borg had tidy cable management, because that implies some hierarchy. Actually, the Borg cubes are a little out of place in that regard. Spheres or fractal-ish structures would make more sense.

Going off OP's thought--the pump or spray bottles whose design and/or straw length makes it literally impossible to get the last bit of product out. I've had some where the straw just plain ends about 1/2" from the bottom so there was never even a chance to use all the product you paid for.

The worst part is I've also used spray bottles that--through very minor design tweaks--enable you to get virtually every speck of liquid. So it's not like it's even hard problem to solve, but fuck you just throw out the last 10% and buy a new bottle!

Dude, the local Costco had Xmas stuff up ON MOTHERFUCKING LABOR DAY WEEKEND.

I also thought infringing on Halloween's sovereign retail space was going to far, but this is literal insanity.

Obligatory relevant xkcd:

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Me: Mom can we get The Pack?

Mom: No, we have The Pack at home!

At home: .....

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Exactly. It can't buy happiness, but it certainly can alleviate a LOT of misery.

What exactly is the crime here?

Sincerely, A midwesterner

That's not even tilt shift (which would imply some deliberate effort )... the doofus just used the portrait setting on their phone which is meant to frame a face not a detached garage lol

Point of clarification: were you wearing your backpack with both straps on, one strap on your shoulder, or across your chest?

Yeah I feel like we're getting somewhere now. At first I was on OP's side, but now I'm imagining them like sitting on the sofa drinking a Diet Dr Pepper while watching Judge Judy reruns and half carrying on a conversation with their dad while wearing their backpack. Then after Judge Judy renders her verdict, dad is suddenly like "why are you wearing a backpack?" Then OP gets defensive and weird, and finally we find ourselves at the situation in the meme.