I wish to sit upon my throne while watching you prepare my meal

I still find it funny that the Swedish word for vegetable is “grönsak”, which literally translates to “green thing”.

kickass sky bridges too

You know you like that mozzarussy 😩

Surprisingly effective and 100% legal

I found a recipe once for a “pickled martini” that used pickle juice instead of olive brine - it was really good.

Just make it into a big holiday that doesn’t take place on any official day of the week, it’s just its own thing existing outside the normal structures of modern life.

Or, we could ignore it and enjoy the confusion as the seasons slowly drift into different months as an effort to hide the increasingly obvious signs of climate change.

God I love this comment section

Damn that sucks. What country, out of curiosity?

Fair enough, no hard feelings. Only big, floppy ones.

<3

Or, and bear with me here, I’m just dicking around and there isn’t any further depth or meaning to my comment.

I said absolutely nothing to imply whether I’m liberal or if I have any issues with your political stance. But ok, assume whatever you want, I’m just here for the memes and shitposting.

I guess I just assumed that you guys might not take things so seriously or personally.

Fuck you guys but I don’t want to defed w/ you.

Yeah I dislike cars in general, but EVs are at least a step in the right direction.

I’m not saying he didn’t kill puppies with his bare hands for fun, but he did so with the intention to help out his fellow American countrymen so I really can’t help but respect the guy.

literally me

The pseudo mohawk makes it kind of a reverse mullet - business in the back, party in the front.

Nothing beats that Hillarussy. Nothing except that Big Bill Boner, of course.

memes.

I’m here for the rowing machine benefits. Lay them on me, brother.