I'm very constipated right now and on a cruise so this gave me a good chuckle of relief. Thank you.

Oh lord. That's disturbing.

Or when they bring dead animals home and hide them there....

And either way it will be your last child.

I'm so moist right now.

Nobody:

Your brain: remember that time you said the wrong word in 1374?

Not everyone starts their evil business with a sizabke evil donation from their evil grandma.

Linus has never been the best communicator, but he usually speaks the truth. But this is just bonkers and wrong. Not everyone living in Russia has "ties with Russia" other than "they were born there". If this is about sanctions, he could have still just told them that. But instead he just disrespected contributors completely and then double down in it by being xenophobic.

I do something similar on my bike. If I see that there's not enough clearance on the other lane, and that the car behind me might want to squeeze past me 10cm away from me, I will boldly occupy more space to precent them from passing at without running over me.

That's just not the same thing and doesn't solve my problem.

Been using lawnchair for years but there's some things I wish it had to make it perfect. Namely, I want to be able to sort the app drawer by most used.

Is... Russia craving Apples that much?

Was she perhaps in the way?

Was that made by the beaver?

Also hard to believe the American average is +20 leaning lib. The country is represented by a fascist party and a centrist party, and anything more left than the centrist party is considered "far left".

Glad you died for a noble cause.

What is a fire dependant ecosystem?

Are there 3-4 in a row? Starlink sattelites.

I'm totally out of the loop on anlgerian politics, but why is it people trying to mess with elections seem to go more insane >80% wins instead of being more discreet?

All the related articles that appear below this one are also about Georgia the state, so it doesn't help that BBC also considers them the same.