how did you know my password is hunter2

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

For what it’s worth, the classification “category 1” carcinogen does not indicate severity or level of risk. Everything that is carcinogenic is in category 1. If something is “maybe carcinogenic, unsure”, it’s category 2. Plutonium is in category 1, but so are alcoholic beverages and birth control pills.

Smoking isn’t cool, no doubt, but smoking looks super cool. I can’t help it, it’s science.

I think you’re thinking of Hiro Protagonist.

That’s a very Dwight thing to say though.

“Find someone who makes you laugh and never let them go.”

Lemme tell you about this asshole Ea-Nasir

Y’all don’t use digital ph meters?

“X” will never really be the name as long as the website is still twitter.com.

I agree with Andrew that he should spend the rest of his life locked in a small room.

Why is this a revelation? Batman’s villains are all semi-permanent residents at a literal mental hospital for the criminally insane. This is explicitly explained in picture books for children.

UDP is yeet-based

SSX 3 Remastered

SSX 3 is one of my favorite all-time games and the dynamic music was one of the reasons. Not only is the soundtrack full of amazing artists and songs, elements of the tracks duck or swell contextually. As you soar into massive air tricks, the lyrics drop out and then the music crescendos when you nail the landing. When you glide through an ice cave, the leads and highs hush and the bass and rhythm push like an underground river until you reach the surface and the other tracks rush back in. It’s great.

Trust the science

Warp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here

Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters

Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo

Please somebody find the video

I also would like to see Elon and Zuck in a cage, but I’m pretty ambivalent about wherever they serve time.

What a whey to go