Okay, so here’s what I don’t get:

Democrats say half the country is racist and misogynist. Republicans say Democrats are trying to force “woke DEI” on them

Democrats then proceed to run a black or Indian woman who lost her first primary and didn’t even have one this time on a platform of “If you don’t vote for me you’re a nazi”

How the fuck did they think they would win a national election? Why would you choose a candidate you know half of people won’t vote for?

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

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Same with abortion access: Harris isn’t going to bring back Roe. It’s gone for good

“God did it to trick you” is pretty hard to disprove

There’s bread from 14,000 years ago

The wildest part of the war is that I still remember when I first learned that Israel wasn’t really the victim the media portrays and that they kill about 2-3x as many Palestinians as vice versa

I learned that in 1997

Here’s a bit of on topic irony:

“Fuck you Ms Cheney” -Eminem circa 2000

How was it “effective?” While it did make some Cons mad, name calling isn’t a viable strategy to winning, and it really just makes Libs look like that’s the best strategy they have

Sure, but what if we cut taxes for the rich and then increased military spending. Surely that would help?

Look, just get the hamburger without the cheese. Getting anything other than a hamburger is the same as getting a cheeseburger. This is literally the most important decision since we came here last time, when you also had to get a hamburger. And the time before, when you ordered the hamburger like you were told but still got stuck with the cheeseburger

It’s also a middle to people who walk on the high line

To let people know you’re the “right” kind of person

Was it just the Harris signs or did they also steal the BLM signs and the In Our America signs?

How’d they figure out who did it?

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It’s weird to me that Dems are more worried about the 1.5m people who voted for Stein than the 100m who didn’t vote at all.

Seems like making a better platform would be more effective at getting votes that creating astroturfing campaigns to harangue people about some 3rd party candidate