A scientific monopoly is a bad thing regardless who you cheer for

China is going to devour the scientific world if we keep it like this

1st level multicellular creature in Spore

The disappointment of experience winning lifetime supply of something but that would eventually turn into a lie

Well let me pull out of the drawer my really dusty degree in Biology and let's see.

First of all, do I still have to follow the principles of Embriology or do I get to make it from scratch? Because that's where I reckon most of the problems that came up come from

That's dinner time for me and tomorrowI'll be having a first date dinner: we both hope there are going to be good news after those two hours.
Good luck to the both of us!

We're God's creation but God is a lazy kid that rushed the science project for the whole semester in six days and barely half assed it hoping no one digs too deep into it

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon

Please don't eat in your lab. That's how you get contamination poisoning

I saw it last night: it's the worst wet fart of a movie I've seen in a long time

In the end it's the humidity that gets you

Cormorants are rage fueled savages

Next Iron Maiden's album cover

We might fancy a little stagnation if you look around

Jazz is studying the rules of music theory for an entire lifetime just to know the correct way to break them

Get accostumed to eat your veggies, once you hit you 30s your intestine starts revolting if you don't give it healthy food

Something like Chlamydia Bubble Cum Fart
And each week I'll declare war to a new first world country, so the news would constantly have a title in first page like "Chlamidia Bubble Cum Fart is menacing Finland"

Am I the only one that calls my CAT layers stuff like "koala buttfucker", knowing pretty well that I'm the only one who sees it?

What makes you stand out?

Standing up