I’m shocked that we don’t have more terminally-ill super soldiers going out in style.

Someone should green light a Bucket List/Day of the Jackal hybrid story to radicalize our terminally ill into action.

College kids.

That reminds me of this story from years back:

One time, I was walking down the street minding my own business. These chuds started throwing snowballs at me from a distant rooftop. You can imagine their surprise when I not only picked up a snowball and returned fire… but I also managed to hit one of them square in the face from what they probably thought was an impossible distance (I was at the bottom of a hill and they were on a rooftop up the hill from me). It was a lucky throw but I walked away feeling like such a badass.

Obviously, this probably sounds like a fake story where everyone clapped at the end but I swear on the ghost of Stalin that it’s 100% true. You gotta believe me! I have an absolute cannon for an arm.

Thank you for reading my anecdote.

Luigi4Hire

CEO’bGONE

ASASIN8

BoopyScoopy

“Capitalism kills”

I was about to post this just now. SO catchy.

Someone dared to insinuate that North Korea is perhaps not totally awesome after all.

I am glad that someone sort of hears me. It's still like this as of today and IMO, it will never, ever change as long as there are people moderating this instance who believe that even a slight variation from any one of their beliefs must be resolutely banned or brigaded lest it metasticize and grow into a counter-movement.

Marxist hipsters that engage in the “you’re not as leftist as me or you haven’t read as much theory as me so your opinion is not only going to be brigaded but is also a bannable offense” is what causes me to never post shit on here.

Not doing great.

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