I see what's wrong here, they misspelled "Donger"

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don't make for a captivating read on their own. There's a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

Crap, I think I accidentally addressed my comment to your upstairs neighbor (sorry, couldn't turn down the opportunity to make that dumb joke)

I don't get it... instead I get half a tree of unsolicited advertisements shipped to me each year that for some reason is my problem and not the post office's!

Damn, a plague of insects. Gettin' biblical, I like it!... Just please no floods right now 🙏

Damn, that human's holding a fish so big I can't even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That's why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)...

Getting in my car now, will see you in 20

That's why we've forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can't lose him too

ROCK!!
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Even better would be to remap their keyboard's semicolon key to that symbol

That wouldn't have happened if the chain wasn't hopped up on Dihydrogen Monoxide. You can breathe oxygen for years but a minute of breathing liquid death and your lungs are out of commission. Don't fall for this propaganda!

How are this many people buying DVDs? Are these numbers counting Bluray+Dvd combos as sales for both? Because that would artificially inflate the numbers for DVDs...

As someone with anxiety: "the best way out is always through" - Robert Frost

I've used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

Imagine trying to spread communism through capitalism... No wonder all the KFCs near me have shut down.

The problem is that they actually don't mean that. And truthfully I don't mind the idea of paying for video hosting, that shit's expensive, but YouTube is going about it in the worst way possible.

Is this what retiring at 69 looks like?

Yeah, it's more of a software issue that there's no override than a financial one... but honestly proper public transportation infrastructure would definitely make this less of a problem.

Is astrology close enough? My horoscope mentioned something about having an enlightening discussion, and the sun seems pretty lightening-ed.