Cool I'll take 10 gallons please I need it by tomorrow morning Better get started Muskie

That's like saying I don't need to clean my room if I can just shove everything into the closet

i just squirted so hard grumblebunny pls say acab i'll literally die

Please fuck me

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

Every member of my lineage: "I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me" before doing exactly that.

Me: "I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me" fucking aced it

How do you get the server to restart itself after the certificate is renewed?

What's a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?

my mate helped me masturbate yesterday does that make us gay