Fixed it! The new pict-rs config file example had a pre-processing example line I missed that was munging the images as soon as you uploaded them.

Okay, check it out now, fully restructured, migrated and upgraded pict-rs to v0.4.2, and imagemagick is all sorted out too,

Pict-rs was what caused the extra downtime, and I'm still fixing it up. I'll make sure uploads work again before I finish up.

Okay, so that was way more painful than expected... /sigh

Oh goodness, why is this so funny? lol.

*removed externally hosted image*

It's not supposed to be, that's the issue. :)