If you're going to wipe your phone anyway, may as well start with GrapheneOS and test your banking apps before setting up everything else to see if it will work for you. You can always revert to stock and flash LineageOS instead if they don't.

What is actually going on in the US??

April Fools?

Dad joke of the year right here

FLCL

IVPN, Mullvad, or Proton VPN.

PowerToys: productivity utilities like window pinning, window management, accented character typing assistant, color picker, text extractor, etc.