A team of 1000 people trained to fly anywhere at a moments notice and yell BOOOYAH!

Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

Raise 300 million for a new platform, of platforms.

Dune sandworm thumpers to annoy neighbouring apartments

A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot.

Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right.

New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt

Ethically sourced human skulls MLM

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?

Rain powered car

Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing.

Animal carcass blockchain partnership with Alibaba to pay Jack Ma's Ransom. Can't miss. Sure fire game changer.

Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

A Harley Davidson line of merchandise targetted at people who don't own motorcycles that says "The only hog I'm riding is your mom".

"Vehicle is protected by bees" stickers for theft protection

Dig a tunnel underneath the US to Peru and steal all the gold

Build a tech bro AI based school jersey to see if people took their pills. Profit.