They have those four-legged drones that kinda resemble dogs. You subscribe to this service and they give you these BLE beacon flags. The flags have a poop emoji 💩. When your dog poops you post a flag and mark it in the app. A robot dog comes and picks up the shit, and also hoses down the surface by lifting its rear hind leg. When you buy the flags you pay upfront for the service that comes with them. No subscription just removal of feces for $1. That’s a shitty idea.
Good burn rate. Maybe we also throw some blockchain in there somehow to increase it.
We use AI to create a biomass of 168 billion tons of insects and then have all the governments pay us to keep them away.
We scrape the entire internet for any instance of people referring to a "game changer", turn it into an NFT that can only be purchased with raw crude oil.
Wasn’t there a dumb gofundme for one of the kardashians to make her a billionaire or something?
We could double the petition, one funding for each big toe. double profit.
Engrave the binary representation of a Bitcoin onto a gold bar, bury it somewhere in the desert and sell 1000 pieces of the treasure map for $1000 each. Sort of a Pirate/Prospector/McDonald's Monopoly scheme.
Instead of selling the pieces, lets sell NFT's of the pieces, and hide the actual pieces next to Jimmy Hoffas body.
Lets raise 300 billion for an AI Blockchain analysis in Invidias new Simulated reality platform to find what realities there would be for each alternate universe and use it to make stock market predictions in each individual multiverse. Then we market this to consumers as high fashion.
