I know there’s something wrong with me, but for some reason, dick Cheney’s voice is asmr to me so one night when I couldn’t sleep I put on a podcast of him being interviewed by bill kristol. It was a deeply contradictory experience as I felt drowsy from the voices, yet agitated by cheney saying things like “enhanced interrogations saved lives” and “I don’t regret a thing about the Iraq war” with bill agreeing and generally being a little bitch boy