when I’m in a “who’s the most loyal israeli puppet” contest and my opponent is the Palestinian Authority

All of them are his alts

According to the government of “Taiwan”, the “Republic of China”, Taiwan is a province of China.

Bootlicking thugs for the ruling class getting dragged to Central Park? I can’t imagine anything more terrifying! Truly two sentence horror! Interesting as fuck!

Expedited landing services

I thought we learned that aborting your coup halfway was a bad idea from

Not sure what this is supposed to say

Demanding that the democratically elected president be ousted is an “uprising for democracy”?

I guess “anti-democracy riots” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Redditors would never have qualms with that, rioters always good gubmint always bad (except in murica then it’s the opposite)

Easy for the CIA to sell the narrative since their brains have all been melted by decades of plucky underdog rebels vs ebil soviet-coded authoritarian gubmint slop. It’s easy for them to just switch out the groups in the Hollywood narrative. Anti-democracy rioters are just the latest group. Violent hooligans inherently good because anti-gubmint inherently good, redditors cream their pants with each new picture of le epic protestors.

I’m predicting Les Miz songs by the end of the week

Can’t wait for the liberal protest fetishists on to flood every sub with epic glamor shots of rioters

Liberals will never forgive the uppity minorities for disobeying them

Liberals: we are the greatest supporters of marginalized people, we stand against bigots! for us or we will fantasize about you getting murdered!

Laura Loomer: Presinald Trunt and Melon owned by dastardly orientals

Liberals: So true, I stand with Laura! Death to the untermenschen! Sieg heil!

Moo Deng Times

Presinald Trunt is 22 days away from being able to legally kill anyone who annoys him, maybe they should keep their mouth shut

Netflix should stop having individualized shows and just become a continuous stream of incoherent AI-generated epic one-liner slop you can tune into 24/7

”Fence” is an odd way of saying “concrete wall”

There will be summary executions for wearing a mask by this time next year

Do you think private equity is allowed to acquire real estate in hell?

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