@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
there's no way they are going to do that. They're too fucking cheap to pay above minimum wage for in-person office work in the middle of the pandemic.
I know but imagining the scenario playing out in front of a bored judge is funny to me.
"Your honor, this, this RUDE individual, they showed me a text of a pig with poop on it's testicles!!!"
honestly I'm bored and hate my life so a court case might be funny
Make sure you give a shout out to shrekland before you get the lethal injection for inconveniencing your boss.
that would rock so hard
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go dressed as shrek
me in court be like
Ok but imagine wearing an actual court approriate suite that closely matches those colors and maybe even arrangement.