@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be

    -Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise

    -Dave must post here daily

    -Court appointed union for your former workplace

    -One of those singing bass fish

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
      M
      ·
      3 years ago

      okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?

            • Shitbird [any]
              hexagon
              M
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              edit-2
              3 years ago

              you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                edit-2
                3 years ago

                Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.

                • Shitbird [any]
                  hexagon
                  M
                  ·
                  3 years ago

                  you and I boths we should go into practice together

                    • Shitbird [any]
                      hexagon
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                      edit-2
                      3 years ago

                      "we fuck, we suck, and sometimes we fuck and suck. legally speaking, of course."

                      edit: we don't have to go with this motto I'm just half a 40 of mickey's in now.

                            • Shitbird [any]
                              hexagon
                              M
                              ·
                              3 years ago

                              what is your detective agency named and do you need another detective? i just entered the job market

                              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                                3 years ago

                                Sexy Detectives "Call us on Sunday, we'll be drunk". I'm afraid that's me and my two best friends. We can maybe dole something out for an informant.