@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

    • Shitbird [any]M
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      3 years ago

      "we fuck, we suck, and sometimes we fuck and suck. legally speaking, of course."

      edit: we don't have to go with this motto I'm just half a 40 of mickey's in now.

            • Shitbird [any]M
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              3 years ago

              what is your detective agency named and do you need another detective? i just entered the job market

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                3 years ago

                Sexy Detectives "Call us on Sunday, we'll be drunk". I'm afraid that's me and my two best friends. We can maybe dole something out for an informant.