@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

  • Shitbird [any]
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    3 years ago

    you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        you and I boths we should go into practice together

          • Shitbird [any]
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            3 years ago

            "we fuck, we suck, and sometimes we fuck and suck. legally speaking, of course."

            edit: we don't have to go with this motto I'm just half a 40 of mickey's in now.

                  • Shitbird [any]
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                    3 years ago

                    what is your detective agency named and do you need another detective? i just entered the job market

                    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                      3 years ago

                      Sexy Detectives "Call us on Sunday, we'll be drunk". I'm afraid that's me and my two best friends. We can maybe dole something out for an informant.